Nicholas Nickname

For reasons I cannot explain, the entire Big Mac Family has been blessed by the "elders" with a multitude of names for which have no real meaning, origin, rhyme, or reason. These so called "elders" or as my good ol' dad likes to call them "seasoned people", have spent many a waken night deciphering an appropriate name for everyone they come in contact with. For your amusement, I have outlines a list of the most crazy of nicknames including, but not limited to the following...

• Camion-Camioneener
• Peggy-Fred
• Myself-Nan, Fooler, Rookie, Chantilly
• Vern-Buddy
• Treasa-TC Weesee, TC
• Myrna-Mama P
• Michelle-Mish Fry
• Mike-Stretch
• Billy-Billy Buck Jump
• Heather-Sis
• Jasper (the dog, God rest his soul)-Dick Nose
• Erik- I plee the 5th (j/k) not sure on this one
• Dad-pap
• Burley/Barney-Pete/Repeat
• Christina-Punky Pie, Miss. Chris
• Anna-B, and B bottoms, Buddah Belly B
• Steve-Check
• P=*&$%*- Syphilis
• Grandma Faye-Grandma Grunt
• Amber-Sparkey
• Karl-Bishop
• Jeanette-jeannettie
• Liz-Lizzard
• Lalie-Lalie Bug
• Mom-mammy, shoogiebugs (dad only)
• Treasa's car-Dorie
• Dad's Truck-Boney
• My Car-Toby

and so on...Keep in mind, not all of them are varbally appropriate and sometimes not said to people's faces. While the intention is never to offend anyone with the given nickname it is still fun to give and receive them, almost like Christmas presents. Although most are with a good heart and most often funny, I am sure not everyone appreciates theirs. I delcare, if I were Queen, everyone would have a nickname and it would be give by one of the seasoned Big Mac elders. Come to think of it, I am becoming a Big Mac elder now that I am almost 30. Ugh. Don't remind me. That is another blog entirely.

Disclaimer-for those of you who were not mentioned, not mentioned in the appropriate fashion, or simply omitted intentionally, do not be offended as your nickname just may not be appropriate blog material. he he he. That, or I may have left you out so I don't get yelled at later. I know what you are thinking..."Everyone doesn't like your blog?" Well, since you asked, no. Not everyone likes the blog, however, that is the way life goes. My apologies, in advance, if you don't like what I have to say. Have a good day. -S