Boris the Spider

Funny thing...my baby sister (emphasis on the baby part) paid her 6 year old daughter a dollar to kill a spider in the bath tub. Is it me or is this just wrong? She is not just my baby sister, she is now my BIG BABY sister. You gotta lover her. When you find yourself needing a cheap exterminator, call Michelle, she will give you the homey hookup. I can see Anna's name in neon... Buddha Belly B. for hire. Michelle, seek help while you are still young! :) he he he

Speaking of spiders...I may have to have a talk with the big man upstairs. I strongly disagree on how spiders were made. I believe if they are boneless, the actual smashing of the spider would not be so yukky. I do think it is the bone crushing that gets us the most.

If you want to know the most effective way to kill a spider you can do one of two things. Ask Buddha Belly B for her technique or refer to the song "Boris the Spider" by The Who. They suggest throwing the book at them. I am not sure what they were smoking when they wrote it. I never did understand if theywere stoned or if the spider was stoned. Anyway, hubby assures me that using Dex is the best method to kill a spider. They never see it comming and clean up is a sinch. More on spiders at our next Hobo sighting. To be continued.

We're off to see the wizzard

So we are off to see the wizzard. Yup, you guessed it. SLC. Wow! I'm very excited. Not really, though. I am far more excited to be out of summer session. Vaca...where have you been?

Do you ever wonder why people eat popcorn by the hand fulls? What ever happened to good movie manners? The un-necessary crunch of fist fulls of popcorn is not only disruptive but rude, as well. It is almost like these people think because they are sharing a bag, they must dip in large amounts. Here's an idea...get your own. Then you wont have to eat like a piggy. Here's another idea, close your mouth when you chew.

Oh, and double dipping fries. Don't get me started. I hate George costanza for the double dip. He ruined the show for me with that episode.

Let's take the food network, for example. Is seems like on top wig executive decided these cooks must taste everything they eat. Are you kidding? Why must they tell us how good everything they make is with crumbs falling out of there mouth? I wonder what makes them think I want to see my favorite cook become a movie slob. Call me stupid, but I thought speaking with your mouth full was just yukky. Why can't they eat as the show is fading out? Why must they eat and tell us hungry people how buttery and light things are?

I am considering running for president so I can pass alaw that prohibits eating with your mouth open and provide funding for quieter popcorn.

Soap box adjourned. I love venting.